{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"fact":"A cats field of vision is about 185 degrees.","length":44}
{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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